About Us

What We Do
We write objective sports articles to help save The Guy from his ever-growing “gut.”  It’s been said that sports are poetry in motion.   At lol sports, we believe sports are numbers in motion, creating complex systems with countless emergent properties.   Fortunately leading scientists have created something called Statistics to shed new light on how sports work.  We intend to spread the word.

How You Can Participate
Feel free to use the “Gut Meter” on our articles.   Let us know if you enjoyed an article by rating the article a “Gut Trimmer.”

If an article could use some work, feel free to rate an article a “Belt Buster.”

Have An Idea?
If you would like to submit your own article, you may send us your idea or article to be posted on lol sports.  The rules are simple:

1. Must be based on numerical evidence or really funny.
2. Must be about sports.
3. Must trim the gut of the editors, dan(huge gut) and jeff(kinda ripped).